June 4, 2008
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Posted by dioscuri on June 4, 2008 at 02:14 PM as a stickied, favorite post | whazupyars?
About
Well, hmmm... I don’t know… I’m sort of someone who is mousy, shy, silent, introvert, doesn't talk much, keeps to himself, someone who everybody ignores. Those guys you pass by the street and you don't give any second looks? Well, that's me. Poor little me. I’m so unlovable. So... boring... really, it's true. I’m suicidal at times, I tend to slit my wrist now and then or whenever I’m bored which is most of the time. I just love to watch blood trickle down my wrist. Sometimes, I go to the mall and try to stop the escalator with my tongue. But the guards are just too fast for me... they pull me out just before my tongue rips apart. If I’m really bored, I go to my dad's room and watch him make out with the maid... its so useful... blackmail, you know... I tend to wander around the house naked and I love to sleep in the toilet, the maid's a boor though, she always flushes the bowl and I hate clean bowls.... I sleep a lot and eat a lot. My usual lunch consists of 7 sticks of Marlboro menthol, a liter of coke, 2 cups of coffee, 1 cup of rice, and pork chop. Yumyum! I like potatoes too, mashed, boiled, fried, raw, fresh from the garden, etc. I think the dirt adds to the taste. You know what? However hard I try to deny it, I’m still a hopeless romantic and it saddens me that I got nobody to be romantic with. This is me… simply...